Foodian Slip?
This happened at McDonald's a couple of days ago. It's a true stroy. I promise.
Lateeka: "May I help who's next in line please"
Y: "Yes. Thank you."
L: "What can I get for you today sir?"
Y: "Oh emmm... OK. Can I have a big and nasty?"
L: "You can have a WHAT?"
Y: A big and nasty..?
(At this point everyone- well, everyone except for Y- within hearing distance was laughing, including luscious Lateeka who was laughing so hard she almost fell over behind the counter)
L: HAHA.. OH God almighty! WOOOOO... OK. Sir, you probably meant a Big n'Taysteee!
Y: Yes! Big and tasty! sorry sorry sorry. I meant big and tasty. big and tasty..
Yep. So funny, so true, and so fricking brilliant.
The magical world of wordplay rarely gets any better.
posted by Fouad at 10:48 PM
6 Comments:
:-))))))
Can you supersize a big and nasty?
No. I sensed it was the Lord talking to me through the innocent words of another mortal, and I refrained, for I suddenly realized that my health, my most valuable possession, was imperiled by the dripping nastiness of a meat patty smothered in sinful mayo..
Just kidding. I had one BnT, one double cheese, fries and a coke. No supersize though, because I am responsible. I do have a feeling you're not a big hamburger lover. Am I right?
Yes Ramzi. You can supersize a big and nasty. It would then come with a wet luscious kiss from Lateeka's luscious lips. Would you like it supersized? would you? honestly now :)
And what were you going for?
see I suspected that was what you were talking about. But I couldn't see the connection to my post. Who's booty for crying out loud. Lateeka's or Y's ?!?!
Lateeka ma bateeka and Y is a guy! :)
The real question is, YOU WERE AT MCDONALDS?????
Responsible my foot. Responsible is eating fatoush mister.
Woo haram lateeka, leish ma biteeka?
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