Welcome to Ikhti Bar

I think people who open bars and give them names haven't got a clue what they're talking about. They've got it all wrong. What kinda names are these? Sky Bar? Asia Bar? Fashion Bar? L Bar? Creativity? Imagination? I think not. No matter how small it is, they always manage to jam themselves and their lame creations inside a box.

I, on the other hand, have got it all figured out.

What we all need are bars with a message. Bars for a cause. Bars that think outside the box.

Alaouak Bar: Non-alcoholic venue for the religious who want to get together and have some good, clean fun, without consuming the forbidden and engaging in "almounkar".

Shoulakh Bar: For politicians and businessmen with regular news and business updates automatically or on-demand. Courtesy cuban cigars.

Sornak Bar: For all those going through menopause and middle age crises. Jack Daniels and Smirnoff a gogo. Courtesy handkerchiefs to the watery and the emotionally uninhibited.

Moukhta Bar: A venue for scientists, intellectuals and nerds, with special emphasis on dairy and caffeinated beverages. Alternatively, a venue to initiate the young and innocent, who are still picking their noses, to the wisdom and pleasures of good ol' spirits.

Yes. That's how I see it and how I think it should be.

And if things don't go as planned but as expected, if I go bankrupt, if I get shunned and defamed, I will say hey, welcome to your life and mine, welcome to Ikhti Bar.

You're here now, and you'll be gone soon so, sit down, kick back, relax.

Drinks always on the house.